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Marriage Humor （婚姻幽默） o/ O! ?3 f" V1 ^8 Z
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> Wife: 'What are you doing?' 7 n2 N S: B; W0 c
> 妻：你在作什麼啊？
- |6 P$ d2 q1 J$ _2 v> Husband : Nothing. 1 x, t( A; W; ~8 s: Q
> 夫：沒作什麼。 5 s* y+ ?& a$ Q1 q* F
> Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
, Q ~6 z9 C6 }9 j! }6 w* X) K( n> 妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。 6 D& H; G, w/ Z! G" z
> Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
! m$ f8 `4 g, W# Q u; G> 夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。 0 {/ Z" F: j* a
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> Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
5 t. s3 u" q1 I" ]> 妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？ 5 @ g3 ^/ O; m( A- I# E
> Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem 9 \+ K" E4 w7 L, `
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3 D* F) E6 m& ^% }, A9 N> 夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。 " Z6 N- H. y: | D" E
> Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'
, I5 X( l4 m' M* E/ |, z( K> 妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！
- ^! Z# q* O) P u% q* }/ k% J5 S9 z" v> Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?' % i" B- {$ U. g0 u) ~
> 夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢？ ) e5 F6 Q; A0 }% K0 w. S( Z6 H0 U
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> Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your _: K" _9 A" G" h r& O) P
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> 女孩：婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾，以減輕你的負擔。
1 t$ x% M6 V2 S' I: y9 @8 q) s> Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
. q' j% L9 ?; I: G9 V% Z> 男孩：親愛的，妳真體貼，但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。 / Y1 @+ R7 j: J; |1 z, G' I8 }
> Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.' 7 K* x5 N" S) V0 w) m" R
> 女孩：哦？那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。
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8 y# h# B3 F5 M> Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
6 E* f/ C( b+ ]. {, l> 子：今早我和爹地一起搭車，他要我讓座給一位女士。
- l2 e, O$ }* r; M- C> Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.' , Z8 ^9 W$ v. m! P7 a2 s% ?* _
> 母：嗯，你這麼做是對的。 ! ^# N" [* r+ z/ Y( l, K
> Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
; b6 c1 L$ Y' V> 子：但是，媽，我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。 1 _* _$ A3 ~" m4 S4 b) o
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3 e9 U+ d+ K' u i> A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' 0 L& ~$ [$ Z' V
> 一位新婚的先生問他太太：如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我，你會嫁給我嗎？
) _( o- ]' w% |8 p- S: [# t d> 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' # j; e& ]2 h6 j; l7 C7 r
> 女人溫柔的答道：親愛的，不管是誰留下財產給你，我都會嫁給你的。 3 b: u" b* y2 b+ o0 }: s
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3 s7 t5 Q; ~3 N6 h> Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever . 4 u2 g: S" i8 w4 T
> 女孩對著男友說：吻我一下，我就永遠屬於你了。 , s2 i( v5 L/ a6 | ^4 q
> The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
6 U6 O9 z# U4 ]> 男孩回道：謝謝您提早警告我。 1 _) X# C8 @8 z' O
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! u5 Z8 ?4 [. e& m$ w, C> A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?' : J% r5 t3 q* k
> 妻問夫：你最喜歡我哪一點？我美麗的臉龐，還是我性感的軀體？ : x6 ^* K: i$ V; H3 i4 m
> He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'
" D9 U! g$ l. F. s/ U> 他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍，回道：我喜歡你的幽默感。
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