婚姻幽默

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Marriage Humor （婚姻幽默）
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> Wife: 'What are you doing?'
' K0 [9 [2 V3 }7 @( H& U> 妻：你在作什麼啊？
> Husband : Nothing.
2 y& q9 u; Q( f> 夫：沒作什麼。
> Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
> 妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。
$ w4 \" I1 R/ C# t+ D> Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
> 夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。
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: B" @# Z4 d, r3 }> Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
" R: n% D) V5 D2 }! `8 l0 A; {> 妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？
> Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem
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> 夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。
> Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'
9 c+ n+ ~* M' C5 y& f5 k0 P( N> 妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！
5 c  i5 I* ^; l' C6 D, E& _$ E> Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
> 夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢？
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  u7 ~# a% {; G1 @6 j- H/ k> Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your
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> 女孩：婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾，以減輕你的負擔。
( r( y; e; `" K2 n8 f5 f3 M" K> Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
3 [# Y4 M* j- M> 男孩：親愛的，妳真體貼，但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。
> Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
> 女孩：哦？那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。
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> Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
> 子：今早我和爹地一起搭車，他要我讓座給一位女士。
> Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
1 J6 v# N/ x2 O5 t8 G! A9 r* p> 母：嗯，你這麼做是對的。
> Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
> 子：但是，媽，我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。
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> A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
- t$ s6 q) b, G3 q! d& j1 x> 一位新婚的先生問他太太：如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我，你會嫁給我嗎？
& t4 J2 S* \* |7 u5 r5 ?& {> 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
, u2 T# p$ ]+ e* D) Z> 女人溫柔的答道：親愛的，不管是誰留下財產給你，我都會嫁給你的。
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3 q) r$ s1 z, `2 i  m> Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .
5 s5 d; }% h3 J$ h> 女孩對著男友說：吻我一下，我就永遠屬於你了。
> The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
! P; s: J1 G- h* h" T( l> 男孩回道：謝謝您提早警告我。
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0 ~+ h0 V# Q" Q> A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
> 妻問夫：你最喜歡我哪一點？我美麗的臉龐，還是我性感的軀體？
# L1 H- |3 t/ V5 N# V7 b! c> He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'
0 r! f% l# [/ t* T. a' f( V* O0 {1 o" Q> 他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍，回道：我喜歡你的幽默感。

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好有趣的英文阿~我笑噴了啦