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Marriage Humor （婚姻幽默）
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$ r" d# {& n& l- e> Wife: 'What are you doing?' 0 q+ r: ]! e2 E o, K
> 妻：你在作什麼啊？
0 T( b) r1 w1 u/ G> Husband : Nothing.
/ g' L0 ^3 Q5 H' w> 夫：沒作什麼。 - |6 e# M% v: I) m' ?' a
> Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' $ k3 v! \- \* e; F! _
> 妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。
' a9 G( u- ~6 s& g# I6 ~. v> Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
1 h# l( R S6 j, h+ ^) F> 夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。 P n1 n& c7 N9 w
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! o+ D; d% z) t# _- u* W> Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?' ) Y0 b" t$ Y# H$ j6 {
> 妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？
( g; k' _8 a0 v6 n* {( H% e> Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem
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) |% g/ A. f, K+ {> 夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。 4 i- S. ~- ?% M$ \6 F
> Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'
+ ?- l( q* T/ Q! B> 妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！ , }) Z+ F6 C( y9 n
> Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?' " i% l3 s' d* z5 W
> 夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢？ % F6 J4 P% `& F. t
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' I% p! H/ u: o# a1 H> Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your . y2 f$ z! O2 j% e
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> 女孩：婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾，以減輕你的負擔。 ' Z, o7 z' C# ?; y* ^2 a8 T9 y2 A
> Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.' ( J& ^* Z5 J1 x! s$ U& F7 i5 \
> 男孩：親愛的，妳真體貼，但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。 , w2 [# ?$ t/ |; @% g) ^8 U! z
> Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
& e/ P% z% ?3 j3 n/ X> 女孩：哦？那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。 + Y1 x4 [1 E; T
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/ M' {/ {# _, p& y6 l8 K> Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
& u! @5 O/ z) c8 P5 Y( L4 o& v> 子：今早我和爹地一起搭車，他要我讓座給一位女士。 3 `- A6 g' K5 I. O, @) R
> Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
: ^/ Y- W; K9 S6 Q& B& J5 P> 母：嗯，你這麼做是對的。
8 z# q: w Y' F. h, y/ p6 L> Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' % {; S% k% W5 d- R4 D3 D
> 子：但是，媽，我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。
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& R5 b" |( R: R> A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
& p7 {0 L( x8 B) G> 一位新婚的先生問他太太：如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我，你會嫁給我嗎？
" x7 c, O E+ @4 A> 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' ( t% R r* P* i: n
> 女人溫柔的答道：親愛的，不管是誰留下財產給你，我都會嫁給你的。
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( K) Y3 N, L$ r; Z6 Y; }$ @> Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever . 7 |% i+ d% ?0 \( F+ P: C% k
> 女孩對著男友說：吻我一下，我就永遠屬於你了。 - Y0 i& T1 V, F
> The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.' B" l6 L. f p2 W% U+ _
> 男孩回道：謝謝您提早警告我。
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0 ?% {1 a# t p) H# O! p> A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?' 7 x3 I& C2 u: g/ S8 T2 X
> 妻問夫：你最喜歡我哪一點？我美麗的臉龐，還是我性感的軀體？ |! d T4 q% A% n. A! K
> He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.' ) B& ?0 @- }. c0 \- U- B
> 他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍，回道：我喜歡你的幽默感。
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